Wat's wrong with you guys ?

If u TREAT him nice
he say u r in love with him --> wat the ? perasan nya
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. --> ridiculous

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying
to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE
u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says
u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u
are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES
for u.
--> the lamest excuse

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be
TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
--> ????

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says
it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

OMG wad happen to guys nowadays ?
For me i think guys' nowadays lack of confidenc, that's why they did all those childish stuff ..
Ladies forgive them ^^

Where's the gentlemen ??
Gentlemen stood up stood up !